So yall will never guess what happened to me yesterday. All week I had two mysterious very painful lumps in my left armpit and I was hoping they would get better but after 4 days there was no change / they were kind of getting worse, so I did a virtual doctors visit and she was like “idk what that is you need to go to an urgent care” which of course freaked me out and I hate going to the doctors but I was desperate so I went and it turns out I had abscesses???? Aka boils???? And the doctor had to SLICE THEM OPEN and squeeze pus out!!! And wanna know the best part of this story? The doctor was HOT!!!!!!!!!!! 😩😭😭😭😭 I literally couldn’t stop laughing, the whole situation was just so wild and comical!!! He asked why I was laughing and I just told him he’s cutting open my armpit boils which is so funny and was definitely not on my bingo card for the year (or my life), but I did not tell him the other kicker was that he was hot but I should have 😩😩 he gave me a box of bandaids and touched my shoulder on the way out so I’m taking that as a win 😎 Our hallmark movie name would be “Abscessed with you” 😌😂
Hiiiiii sorry I vanished for a bit there, I was trying to be present and make the most of my birthday vacation! I did take photos though so I’ll share them now that I’m home!!
I had an amazingggggg trip, I still can’t get over how absolutely gorgeous everything about the resort was and the weather was perfect the whole time!!! I had so much fun with my friends (and lots of cuddling!!!!🥹) so it was definitely an amazing start to my 30s!!
Thank you for the birthday wishes, I’ll go through my DMs soon! 🥰🥰🥰
Ok so of course the whole resort is gorgeous and I had a wonderful pool(s) day, but I am soooo loving relaxing in the room. They brought me a bottle of sparkling wine and a little cake for my bday!!
Ok I’m the worst and packing / trying to wrap up work has taken forever and I’m stressed out of my mind like I always am before trips so I didn’t get around to taking actual nice thank you photos 😭😭😭 which if I have down time on my trip I might be able to send some pics!
I have suchhhh bad travel anxiety, I kinda actually hate traveling LOL but I’ll be glad when I’m there 🥲
POV we’re sitting together on the beach and I stand up to survey the waves 😎
I’m back home for a wholeeeee day and a half before leaving for Cancun!!! 🤯 I have fetched all my Amazon gifts and placed my perhaps final super last minute one day delivery orders lmfao so I’m nearing the end!! 🤞thanks again for everyone who gave me gifts, it already feels like my birthday!! I’ll send thank you pics tomorrow!!
Aw yay things are disappearing off my wishlist!!! 🥹 any feet people wanna buy me the sandals hmmm 👀 (if you’re not into feet I’ll ofc send better photos than just feet haha)
I forgot to say if you bought me something can you let me know when it’s delivered? My package room sucks with notifications! I’m so excitedddddddd eeeeeee 🤩
Gym for first time in a weeeeeek 🫠🫠🫠🫠 though I did manage to climb out of the lake via the side of the boat on Saturday which I definitely could not have done before so that was cool!! Pull up real world application !!
Also I did some online shopping earlier today for my upcoming bday trip and have added some things to my wishlist if you wanna get me a gift!!! 🥰 link is in my bio!
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere!!! I’m back at my friends lake house and just cracked open the first cold one of the weekend now that I’m done working for the day!!
About to hit the gym in my new shorts thanks to a fan who happened to check my wishlist after I added something!!! ( a rare occasion hahah) but I am doing a lot of shopping for my upcoming trip so there may be more things soon if you wanna get me a gift 🥹💕
Anyway- the color accentuates my butt pretty well, right? 🍑👀
I volunteered at a community garden this morning and I am soooo dirty 😉😉😉😉 I was planting on a hill for 2 hours and holy shit was that a leg/glute workout!!!
Then I picked up brunch and am resting on my porch enjoying the nice breezy weather!! I hope you’re enjoying your Sunday! 🥰
OMG I forgot to share- I just booked an all inclusive resort for my 30th birthday in July!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m so excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can look forward to some swimsuit / outfit pics as I’m shopping (trip shopping AND bday shopping?? Double reason to go wild!!) and at the resort in the fancyyyyy bathroom unlike this one from the cruise hahah!! (I am sharing a room with a friend again so I can’t be a total whore but I’ll do my best ahah)
I’m going to a classy jazz night tonight!!! I’ve never worn this dress out before. It’s gonna be especially cool whenever I have huge arms but it’s still a pretty dress! Swipe for some cheeky cheek ;) plus a new necklace !
I slacked this weekend (it was a reallyyyy nice break, I even got to cuddle my friend 🥹) but I’m back at it today!! Yoga AND gym! 💪
I got this shirt from a clothing swap a while back and thought the cut off sleeves was a little over the top for me but it’s perfect gym attire that my arms can grow into!! 🤪
I went for a run tonight AND worked out at my apartment gym bc I’ve outgrown my 10lb weights!!!! I’m feeling accomplished and strong!! I don’t have more bicep definition but I feel like my whole arm is just kinda bigger? My shoulders? maybe not, idk, whatever, I’m definitely stronger!! 💪💪
BAR CRAWLLLLLL!!!! My friends are adding pics to the group album and there are some good ones 🤣 There are also a bunch of photos of me making out with my friend hahaha. I had such a good day lmfao.
Okay so I got really dr*nk and forgot to take or post more pictures hahahahahah. BUT I won first place in the lightweight category!!!!! I’ve never drank so many different things in one day but my tummy locked in so i survived AND had an absolutely amazing time!!! This was such a needed break from my work hell, so thank you sooooo much to those of you who bought me a drink!!!!!!!!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥰🥰 and now some hangover food and liquidiv hahaha
