I've been waiting for almost 30 minutes for this meeting at my bank. And I'm getting antsy! Do you see my left flat? It's coming off my foot. You also know what's coming out of that shoe? A very foul smell. If I'm not called back soon, these shoes are leaving my feet & I'm going to stink this entire waiting area up!
2024-08-13 07:45:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Sunday soles are out again! All wrinkled up for you to run your fingers up & down. I'm ticklish, though, so be gentle. And, you know, the more you scratch & play with them, the more the stink is going to get stirred up! 😬 Nothing I can do about that, babe.
2024-08-11 21:39:44 +0000 UTC View PostHear how my feet are sticking to these sandals?!?! Every step I take. So, that means these things are going to have to come off! And my feet are going to have to be dried off. Or else the stink from the built up sweat will be unbearable later on!
2024-08-10 22:23:56 +0000 UTC View Post
See how my toes & soles are shiny...almost glistening? That's not from the bright lights. That's pure sweat! My feet & toes are soaked. They're so moist! When you mistakenly wear your Keds without socks for several hours, what else could you expect?
2024-08-10 01:41:50 +0000 UTC View Post
I decided to step out of my tennis shoes so you could see my pretty yellow socks. Do you like them? I apologize for the smell. These shoes stink really bad, as I'm sure you have noticed. That means my socks stink bad, too. I can sit everything outside, if you like. Tell me how you'd like to handle this.
2024-08-06 16:30:14 +0000 UTC View Post
If you sat across from me in a restaurant & saw my feet under the table, could you resist staring? It's just a pair of feet. Everyone has a pair. They may not have toenails as gnarly as mine. They may not have soles that secrete as much sweat as mine do. So, do you enjoy your meal? Or do you enjoy staring at my feet?
2024-08-06 10:12:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Open wide! I've got 10 piggies that need to go somewhere. And I know just the perfect spot. Each one is craving to be licked & sucked. I hate to tell you this, but they just came out of my stinky, jammy tennis shoes! Oh yeah, no socks either. So, there's some extra toe funk on there!
2024-08-05 00:18:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Wow! Couple of things that you need to focus on in this pic. 1. Look at how dry my heel is! That's unacceptable. 2. Look at the gunk that is building up in my flat. Apparently, you've dropped the ball - not keeping my feet moisturized or my shoes clean. What are you going to do about that?
2024-08-04 08:29:42 +0000 UTC View Post
If you could only do one thing with my pudgy toes, what would it be? Simply play with them? Smell them? How bout suck on them? Remember, you can only do 1. So choose your "activity" wisely.
2024-08-03 00:27:22 +0000 UTC View Post
I know I have quite a few sandals. I think these may be my favorites right now. Slip on & go. But, if you've seen them lately, you know about the toe prints & sweat stains! And they absolutely stink. I guess I have to take the good with the bad.
2024-08-02 02:42:37 +0000 UTC View Post
I know I have quite a few sandals. I think these may be my favorites right now. Slip on & go. But, if you've seen them lately, you know about the toe prints & sweat stains! And they absolutely stink. I guess I have to take the good with the bad.
2024-08-01 17:20:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I don't care how you do it, but you best find something to clean my feet with! Just look at how filthy they are. No fault of mine! You're the one that dragged me out & about today. I wanted to stay home & relax. So, now clean up the mess you caused.
2024-07-31 22:25:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Soles are just a bit dirty today. Nowhere near as dirty as they normally get. I've been walking around barefoot quite a bit over the past couple of days (yep, that means I've not washed them!). Maybe you could wash them for me. They need a good scrubbing.
2024-07-30 19:47:03 +0000 UTC View Post
You do know now that my feet have come out of my slides, they're about to land in your lap! And I expect you to rub them nonstop till we get to our destination. Massage them like you love them! Are you okay with that request? I certainly hope so.
2024-07-29 17:30:09 +0000 UTC View PostAhhhhh....that feels good! As much as my feet sweat in these shoes, letting some air blow across them every now & then is definitely necessary. Please try to overlook the smell (I know it's bad). I'll put them back on soon.
2024-07-29 00:21:57 +0000 UTC View Post
These thick-soled flip flops give me a little more height. I love it. As with all of my sandals, though, my feet get dirty when I wear them. I simply don't care anymore. You like my dirty feet. And that's all that matters. Just know you will need to clean them up at the end of the night.
2024-07-26 20:24:46 +0000 UTC View Post
I've got to have my feet cleaned. And YOU are going to be the one to do it. You can see how filthy they are, not to mention how bad they smell. So, you're going to need to get a wash cloth, soap & a pan of warm water. This will take a while.
2024-07-25 22:08:05 +0000 UTC View Post
What have I been telling you? My feet get dirty when I wear sandals or flip flops. My feet sweat just as bad in them as they do in my tennis shoes & flats. So, the moisture on my feet just hold any dirty & general filth that slide into my sandals. Now...how are we going to take care of this?
2024-07-24 19:48:39 +0000 UTC View PostDecision time....sandals on or sandals off? I feel like my feet need a break from shoes, of any kind, for a while. And I think they need to be up in your lap. So, once I throw them up there, are the sandals staying on or are you flinging them across the room?
2024-07-23 21:44:29 +0000 UTC View Post
When my toes are clean, they look pretty nice. Now, given what's on my feet in this pic, my toes (and soles, for that matter) are not going to be sparkly clean for long! Anytime I wear these slides, my feet are disgusting at the end of the day. So, get ready for a big time cleaning session later!
2024-07-22 21:37:29 +0000 UTC View Post
These flats are really starting to smell. I know you're getting that over there. I've smelled them all day, with them still being on my feet! I feels so good to have them off. Let's roll down the windows before it stinks worse in here.
2024-07-18 00:43:33 +0000 UTC View Post
My toes look like little sausages! 🤠That's okay. That's part of what makes them cute. Toe rings are kinda sexy, too. Now, on the "flip side", they're REALLY smelly today. Little secret, I didn't wash my feet last night. I'll go wash them now, if you truly want me to. 😉
2024-07-17 05:10:49 +0000 UTC View Post
I said you could sniff my feet, not tickle them! Keep it up & you're going to get grounded from my feet. No more feet in your face. No more stinky toes to bite on. No more smelly soles to lick. You better start following orders. Or you may have had your way with my feet for the last time!
2024-07-15 22:36:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm going to put these up here for just a little while. You don't mind, do you? Of course you don't because you've been looking at my feet since I walked in. How bad do you want to sniff these sandals? You can tell me. Don't be ashamed.
2024-07-15 04:43:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I know, I know! I promised you I wouldn't take my shoes off in your car anymore, especially if I wasn't wearing socks. But my feet are so swampy & moist in these tennis shoes. I need them to dry off. I'll roll down the window. My foot stink will blow out of the car!
2024-07-14 03:08:14 +0000 UTC View Post
I've been in this examining room for almost 45 minutes waiting to see my doctor (nothing wrong). I'm about to take these shoes off. My feet are so hot & sweaty right now. But I'll stink this room up if I did. And there's no way I could cover it up or blame it on something else!
2024-07-10 21:23:18 +0000 UTC View Post
That stench you smell - yeah that's coming from my feet. Had to let them air out. Sorry about that.
Actually, I'm NOT sorry about that! You like it. So, I'm providing a treat for you. And if you want "more", you best be waiting on me hand & foot today!
My goodness...my foot sweat stained these sandals up quick! Look at them. Prominent toe prints. And they stink to high heaven. Just give me 15 minutes worth of wear & the stink that they hold is stirred up! I'm not sure if they'll last till summer's end or not
2024-07-08 16:45:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I have your air vent pointed towards my foot to cool it off. But all it's done is spread my foot odor around your car! I'm so sorry. It stinks in here now. My feet are so hot & sweaty, though. I guess I could hang my feet out the window & cool them off that way instead.
2024-07-07 21:11:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever heard of summer time soles? Here's a pair! I accumulated all of this running around the back yard last night. I started out in my Crocs. We know those don't keep the dirt off of my feet. So, I gave up & kicked them off. And, here is the results!
2024-07-06 21:49:44 +0000 UTC View Post
