The hardest thing I’ve ever had to do is make posts on my phone while covered in oil MY LIFE IS HARD AND MY PHONE IS ALIPOWRRY slippery there we go I’ll post an announcement when the tiddy bouncing video goes out with a specific description so you know what you’re buying ♥️ 9AM MT is my target but I wanna get it out there for all my early risers :3
2023-10-18 08:19:51 +0000 UTC View Post
MESSAGES + ADDERALL Happy eclipse day :3
2023-10-15 03:22:04 +0000 UTC View PostGod I’m having so much fun on this website and we haven’t even started
2023-10-14 21:43:22 +0000 UTC View PostPussy from a girl who can’t form sincere bonds during periods of hypersexuality, a symptom of PTSD >>>>>>>>> ✊🏻😔
2023-10-14 21:28:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Taking fry to the park & answering some voice messages all cute like 🥰 He had the silliest bedhead yesterday morning on his face
2023-10-14 20:39:02 +0000 UTC View Post
SAD HORNY PLEASE KILL ME (snapping candid morning pics is so fun and cute NO I LOVE ONLYFANS POSTING 😭😭)
2023-10-14 20:14:13 +0000 UTC View PostHoly fuck, have you ever been ✨sad horny✨? I just woke up and I’m so turned on for NO reason. Like my legs are TINGLY. My heart can’t handle this shit 😭 THINGS ARE ALREADY HARD FOR ME I DONT WANNA GET DICKED DOWN BY SOMEONE I LOVE IT’S TOO COMPLICATED
2023-10-14 20:09:39 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve been meaning to farm ideas: I want to create a special tier for anyone who subbed before November. A lot of people have just thanklessly supported me, trusting that I’d be active and attentive sometime soon. I want it to be sorta like how you can’t get certain discord badges. I don’t plan to do any more of these because I think this one should hold real value forever. I’m thinking: 50% discount on all content Special posts viewable only by supporters, if I start doing porn this will absolutely include me like, making a grilled cheese without a shirt on and getting schwasted Private content requests (I won’t be doing these publicly, but this is content that won’t be shared with anyone else) Brainstorm with me when I’m thinking out loud about content concepts & the ability to request public content Is there anything else you all want as rewards? I also think we should charge like $25,000 for someone to join and then all of you get $8 or some silly shit. People shouldn’t be able to buy their way in, but if they drop 25k maybe we should make it a hilarious game. Also accepting hilarious name suggestions. Please don’t do a K alliteration unless it’s absurdly long, I was born in 1988 and KKK adjacent stuff makes me nervous.
2023-10-14 06:23:53 +0000 UTC View PostVoice messages make everything go much faster but pls respond and tell me if you don’t like it or have accessibility stuff. Sometimes voice notes make people nervous instead of turned on lmao
2023-10-14 06:14:33 +0000 UTC View PostI feel a deep goofy connection to Caitlyn from Arcane and Nidalee from League so those are going to be my first two cosplays, for my third I’m gonna do Nami from One Piece but I gotta at least finish the live action first and one season of the anime. Any particular skins? Feel free to throw out any suggestions!!
2023-10-14 06:12:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Took this in a dressing room today holy shit hahah CRYING GIVES YOU ABS
2023-10-13 20:34:10 +0000 UTC View Post
the booty is tiny but I’m workin on it :D regret to inform that I have freckles on my butt 😔
2023-10-13 18:48:11 +0000 UTC View Post
feeling pouty ;( haven’t been getting my way lately and really need a firm hand to take some of the pressure off of my high intensity life 😭♥️
2023-10-13 08:19:10 +0000 UTC View PostNo date tonight, time for work 🥰 I just don’t have it in me. Are you guys okay with me responding to your messages with voice messages? It’s a little easier and hands free for me :) but if folks don’t want voice responses feel free to let me know!
2023-10-13 02:29:08 +0000 UTC View PostAdding everyone on snap while I finish my ramen 🥰 the username is karikeone — sometimes you can find me and sometimes you can’t 😭😭
2023-10-13 00:12:32 +0000 UTC View Postfree will blows. give me a leash or a cult leader.
2023-10-12 14:37:39 +0000 UTC View Post
bein cute. idk might go compel some sailors to dash their ships upon the rocky shore what cheers you up?
2023-10-12 13:57:31 +0000 UTC View Post
A gift for my early risers ♥️ I won’t be releasing this photoset but it made a super cute lil screenshot ~ I hope you have a wonderful start to your Sunday & I’ll be working super hard to get caught up & get this launch set up for Monday. I’ll be releasing 2 new free photos and a bundle o’ goofy sexy spooky tiddies n booties. For fun. Halloween stuff makes me happy so I got kinda carried away LOL Are you ready? Is there anything special I can do for Monday to make it extra special?
2023-10-08 09:57:46 +0000 UTC View PostSo Snapchat is DEFINITELY bugging due to the volume of requests. Post your usernames here or on my “last off day” post and I’ll get those all added as soon as I’m out of the shower Because you’ll want those shower snaps 🥰
2023-10-07 22:03:41 +0000 UTC View Post
I love this stupid photo. Good morning!!
2023-10-06 21:40:39 +0000 UTC View PostFuck it. I can’t keep up with the OF messages about Snapchat. The username is karikeone I’m only leaving this up for 24 hours LOL
2023-10-06 00:13:58 +0000 UTC View PostRe: BJ post LISTEN I KNOW YOU WANT BOTH but I’m trying to do this IN A WAY THAT SCALES WELL. You know? I think if I can get a hit POV it might do the trick but I’m not sure honestly 😭 Luckily I have LOTS of friends in the business who are willing to give me advice and help me plan content. I haven’t even begun to roll out any of these plans but I hope we can all just have some chaotic demonic hail satan tell your momma you love her fun before I hire someone to tell me that I can’t post stuff. Do you guys remember the surprised pikachu meme? Did you see that anti smoking commercial with the lady who has the hole in her throat? well I replaced pikachu’s mouth with the lady’s hole and I sent it to my WORST friend. We’re talking reformed GGer but BEGRUDGINGLY He told me I wasn’t allowed to post it :/ Which is the right call but :/ Maybe I’m just too innovative for these oppressive times. Xoxo
2023-10-05 21:50:54 +0000 UTC View PostI think I’m gonna do a POV BJ video before taking my bra off? I feel like that’s objectively hilarious 😭 I really want my next piece of content to be WILD wild.
2023-10-05 07:30:26 +0000 UTC View PostIf you’re one of my close friends or whatever and you’re worried if I judge you for being here, I sent out a code in my discord so everyone could have a free month?? Don’t sweat it?? I’d fuck me, I get it. It’s not weird.
2023-10-05 04:30:23 +0000 UTC View Post
my boss put me on a PIP because I’ve been missing every deadline since june
2023-10-05 04:18:47 +0000 UTC View Post
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ANIMALS I just took another adderall I stg I will conquer you bastards
2023-10-05 03:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
alright I need some self esteem. can’t wait to hear about how beautiful my eyes are
2023-10-04 16:44:15 +0000 UTC View Post
