How is playing bridge similar to sex? If you don't have a go..
How is playing bridge similar to sex? If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
2023-09-02 17:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostHow is playing bridge similar to sex? If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
2023-09-02 17:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
2023-09-01 17:29:01 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know I'm a published author now? If you are into Femdom, sissification and cuckold, you'll love my books! Come read: https://www.amazon.com/author/viviandash
2023-08-31 08:11:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
2023-08-30 20:09:01 +0000 UTC View PostSmall Penis Humiliation is a very popular fetish, and you've probably heard about it before. But what about other types of humiliation? Do you know the positive effects of it and how to play? Read my article https://www.viviandash.com/l/humiliation-fetish-sph-small-penis-cuckold-cei/
2023-08-30 09:54:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call the butt end of a banana? The bananus.
2023-08-29 20:06:01 +0000 UTC View PostRedefining hot on my own terms π₯
2023-08-28 20:02:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
2023-08-27 19:57:02 +0000 UTC View PostNew Video: Humiliation Fetish Sexy Mean Goddess will make you beg to cum and cry by harsh humiliation Description: Vivi is so mean! She knows you are addicted to hot girls that you will never fuck. She knows you are pathetic, have no friends, and all you do is wank your tiny dick. Everyone hates you, even you hate yourself. Vivian Dash will make sure you are aware of how disgusting you are, your body, your mind, and your life, all worthless. She will make you repeat disgraceful things about yourself out loud, like pig, perverted, asshole, etc. Lots of name calling, humiliation, and degradation, while she's wearing only a blazer and tight skirt, with no underwear but you can't see anything, you don't deserve it after all. A personal favorite.
2023-08-27 16:54:01 +0000 UTC View PostLet's play carpenter! First, we'll get hammered, then you nail me ;)
2023-08-26 19:54:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe Power of Words Yes, I'm hot but am also a writer and really good with words. Having the power to make men cum only talking is something I'm very proud of. Tomorrow I'm posting a video that really encompasses the power of words. Stay tuned ;)
2023-08-26 09:17:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does a 9-volt battery have in common with my butth*le? You know you shouldnβt, but sooner or later youβre gonna give it a lick.
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2023-08-25 09:49:01 +0000 UTC View PostLaughing, loving, and living life to the fullest ππ
2023-08-24 19:48:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the boob tell the other boob? βYouβre my breast friend.β
2023-08-23 20:18:02 +0000 UTC View PostA woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."
2023-08-22 20:39:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou always wanted to receive a blowjob from your secretary, I know it! I have a POV roleplay video, you'll feel like you are really there... dropping tomorrow if I wake up horny enough ;)
2023-08-21 09:08:02 +0000 UTC View PostSpreading good vibes and my legs!
2023-08-21 08:38:01 +0000 UTC View PostNew Blog Post! I share all my secret techniques on Nipple Play. Read the post if you are into big titties and all the pleasure they can give :) https://www.viviandash.com/l/nipple-clamp-pump-lactating-camgirl/
2023-08-21 01:22:01 +0000 UTC View PostI got sunburned on only one of my butt cheeks. I guess I did a half-ass job applying sunscreen.
2023-08-20 20:34:01 +0000 UTC View PostA naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
2023-08-19 20:30:02 +0000 UTC View PostBlessed, and sex obsessed πββοΈ
2023-08-18 20:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson in the butt? You hit rock bottom.
2023-08-17 20:25:01 +0000 UTC View PostA friend is like a good bra. Theyβre hard to find, supportive, comfortable, ready to lift you up, and always close to your heart!
2023-08-16 20:20:05 +0000 UTC View PostPreparing a video for virgins into humiliation... If you are one of them, be ready! I'll destroy you tomorrow hehe
2023-08-16 09:46:02 +0000 UTC View PostTurning up the heat, one step at a time π₯
2023-08-15 19:51:01 +0000 UTC View PostAdding sparkle wherever I go π«
2023-08-14 19:48:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you do when your cat's out? Play with my pussy instead.
2023-08-13 19:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostJOI VIDEO!! Hottie in leather gives you JOI while fingering and teasing with her perfect body with cum countdown Description: Vivian Dash is wearing a sexy and short black leather outfit, and she teases you with her beautiful thick legs, her perfect tits, and amazing ass. She tells you to masturbate for her, giving you a jerk off instructions as you worship her sensual body. As you watch her fingering her pussy and ass, squeezing her tits, and shaking her booty until you cum all over it! Vivi gives you a countdown and orders you to unload.
2023-08-12 16:12:01 +0000 UTC View Post