What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? 🎄💬 "You tu..
What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? 🎄💬 "You turn me on!" 💡😉
2024-12-27 23:34:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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Are you a fruit ‘cuz we could make a great pear. 🍐😉
Are you a fruit ‘cuz we could make a great pear. 🍐😉
2024-12-27 20:25:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were a 🎈 balloon, I'd hold on tight because you make ..
If you were a 🎈 balloon, I'd hold on tight because you make my heart float with happiness. 🎈💘
2024-12-27 17:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostOur love is a harmonious melody that lingers in the air, lon..
Our love is a harmonious melody that lingers in the air, long after the music ends. 🎵💞
2024-12-27 14:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a Christmas fireplace? 🔥🎄 Because being with you war..
Are you a Christmas fireplace? 🔥🎄 Because being with you warms my heart on even the coldest nights. 🌟❤️
2024-12-27 11:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostGive it to me! Give it to me! she yelled. "I'm so wet, give ..
Give it to me! Give it to me! she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella ☔️
2024-12-27 08:22:03 +0000 UTC View PostWant to connect with someone who has a great sense of humor?..
Want to connect with someone who has a great sense of humor? DM me! 😂
2024-12-27 07:32:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did Mrs. Claus divorce Santa? 🤶💔 He was caught coming do..
Why did Mrs. Claus divorce Santa? 🤶💔 He was caught coming down the chimney with a different ho! 🏠🔥🍑
2024-12-27 04:34:01 +0000 UTC View PostAre you as good at cuddling as you are good-looking? If so, ..
Are you as good at cuddling as you are good-looking? If so, when can I get a cuddle? 🤗😍❤️
2024-12-27 01:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a parking ticket? Because you have "FINE" written al..
Are you a parking ticket? Because you have "FINE" written all over you. 🎫
2024-12-26 22:31:01 +0000 UTC View PostIn the dance of seduction, our chemistry becomes an irresist..
In the dance of seduction, our chemistry becomes an irresistible magnetism. ⚗️🧲
2024-12-26 19:28:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a Christmas greeting card? 💌🎄 Because being with you..
Are you a Christmas greeting card? 💌🎄 Because being with you brings joy and warm wishes. 🌟❤️
2024-12-26 16:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostThey say that during sex you burn off as many calories as ru..
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds? 😅🤣
2024-12-26 13:32:02 +0000 UTC View Postyou know what would be really cute? if you left me a tip 👀
you know what would be really cute? if you left me a tip 👀
2024-12-26 10:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostI assumed happiness started with an ‘H’ but I believe it act..
I assumed happiness started with an ‘H’ but I believe it actually starts with ‘U.’ 😊❤️
2024-12-26 06:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostTogether, we'll write a love story that defies the boundarie..
Together, we'll write a love story that defies the boundaries of time and space. 📝🌌
2024-12-26 00:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the guy say when he got caught masturbating to an o..
What did the guy say when he got caught masturbating to an optical illusion? 😳 It’s not what it looks like! 😂
2024-12-25 18:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostTap twice if you believe in the power of kindness! 👍❤️
Tap twice if you believe in the power of kindness! 👍❤️
2024-12-25 12:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostLet our entangled bodies create a tapestry of desire that's ..
Let our entangled bodies create a tapestry of desire that's woven with ecstasy. 🧵💑
2024-12-25 05:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed? 🍒 A cherry fl..
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed? 🍒 A cherry float
2024-12-24 23:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostLooking for someone to talk to? DM me. ❤️
Looking for someone to talk to? DM me. ❤️
2024-12-24 17:33:03 +0000 UTC View PostLife without you is like a broken pencil… pointless. ✏️😔
Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless. ✏️😔
2024-12-24 11:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostA naked man broke into a church. The police chased him arou..
A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ 🍆
2024-12-24 04:35:03 +0000 UTC View PostDon't let the conversation die down. Keep the DMs coming. 💬🔥
Don't let the conversation die down. Keep the DMs coming. 💬🔥
2024-12-23 22:34:03 +0000 UTC View PostDinner first, or can we go straight for dessert? 🍽️🍨😉
Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert? 🍽️🍨😉
2024-12-23 16:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostSurrender yourself to the symphony of sensations that only w..
Surrender yourself to the symphony of sensations that only we can compose. 🎶✨
2024-12-23 10:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf this post brightened your day, let me know with a like! ☀..
If this post brightened your day, let me know with a like! ☀️👍
2024-12-23 03:31:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Our bodies speak a language of their own, a dialect of pleas..
Our bodies speak a language of their own, a dialect of pleasure and longing. 💬💞
2024-12-22 15:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do boats go when they're sick? ⛵️ To the boat doc
Where do boats go when they're sick? ⛵️ To the boat doc
2024-12-22 09:32:02 +0000 UTC View Post
